My wife and I made a pact to have sex at every wedding we attend.
“After I got married, understanding how
much work and money goes into the whole thing made me determined to
make the most of every wedding I’m invited to. It was during my wife’s
best friend’s reception (yes, she was a bridesmaid) that I suggested
making a pact to fool around during every single wedding we go to. She
was down.
We figured the best time to execute our secret mission was during the
father-daughter dance, since all eyes would be focused on the bride. As
soon as “Tiny Dancer” started playing, we slipped out and ran towards a
garden shed we’d spotted earlier, on the outskirts of the country club
hosting us. We screwed like mad, and we both came really fast. As we were getting dressed, we noticed a waiter leaning up against a nearby tree, smoking a joint. The idea that we’d been watched didn’t creep us out at all—it was sexy, and hilarious. We waived to the guy, high-fived and headed back to the party like nothing had happened. We’ve fucked at ten different weddings since, but nothing compares to that first time when we had a little audience of our own. I really do love my wife.”sources
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