A lunchtime quickie gone (somewhat) wrong.
“Since I work really close to my boyfriend’s apartment, it’s not
unusual for me to head over on my lunch break (he’s a freelance web
designer) for an afternoon quickie. One afternoon this past winter, I
walked into his place and started unbuttoning my shirt immediately,
calling for him to join me in the living room. After five wasted
minutes, I found him cowering in the bathroom. In an effort to “get
ready” for me, it turns out he’d decided to try my dildo out on himself
and he’d gotten the thing stuck really far up his ass!
I ended up spending my lunch hour using various kitchen tools (turkey
baster, tongs, scissors etc.) trying to dislodge the thing.
Unfortunately, I hadn’t made much progress when it was time for me to go
back to work.
When I came home that night, the dildo was still protruding from his
butt, so I drove him to the Emergency Room. To save him the indignity of
admitting that he’d been playing around by himself, I told the doctors I’d
shoved the thing up his ass. They were able to remove the sex toy,
thank goodness, and as soon as we exited the hospital, we started
cracking up. There’s nothing like a dildo lodged in a man’s ass to bring
a couple closer together. To celebrate—and because we were both so damn
sexually frustrated by then—we did it in the car right there in the
parking lot. I swear the windows steamed up, Titanic style.” sources
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