You're probably familiar with the phrase, "Don't toot your own horn", but we're much more partial to, "If you've got it, flaunt it". And we've got it—it being a freaking kick-ass website. Cosmopolitan.com just had its best month ever, with more people visiting the site than ever before. And we're on track to have our best year ever too. So, since you're one of the people who helped make that happen, we want you to pop a little bubbly and celebrate with us as we take a look at some of the most cli(and naughtiest) stories of 2012.

The Hottest Thing My Girlfriend Ever Did
For guys, sex is kinda like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty damn good. That said, every dude has that one uber-memorable encounter that stands out from all the rest. So we got real men to give us a private tour of their spank banks and share the naughty story that plays on a near constant loop inside their dirty, dirty minds.

12 Ways To Keep Things Hot When You're Apart

The holidays are all about catching up with family, eating loads of yummy food, and…being away your guy for a long stretch of time. Luckily, there are easy, low-dough tricks (hel-lo, Gchat!) that'll keep yourbond tight when you can't be together.sources.sources