Saturday, January 2, 2016

A Hairy Situation

                                                                    A Hairy Situation "
One day, while my guy roomie was out, I decided to give myself an at-home wax. I took off my pants and underwear, read the directions, and saw that I had to heat up the wax. I went downstairs in nothing but my tee and socks. I was standing by the microwave when the front door opened and in walked three guys, including my crush. Their jaws dropped, and they cracked up as I tried to cover myself with a dish towel. Turns out, my housemate had forgotten to mention that he'd told his friends to come watch the baseball game on our flat screen." —Kyoko, 32 sourcs


Wedding Hells


                                                               . Wedding Hells 
"When I attended my cousin's wedding, I had just broken up with my boyfriend and was fragile about being single. The time came for his bride to throw the bouquet, but I was talking to my grandmother, so I didn't join in as the deejay asked for all the single girls to go to the dance floor. But the deejay kept calling out, until finally he said, 'Could Zoë please make her way to the dance floor and join the other single girls? Zoë? Zoë?' I skulked to the floor with 200 people watching. Apparently, my cousin had pestered him to make sure I was included. I then thanked him for announcing my relationship status." —Zoë, 29 sources

Retail Revenge

                                                                  Retail Revenge 
"After my boyfriend of four years cheated on me, I was furious and determined to get back at him. So I found all the stuff he'd left behind at my place—shoes, his favorite worn-in tee shirt, a silver bracelet he sometimes wore—took pictures of them, posted them on eBay, and started taking bids. After I'd auctioned off everything, I sent my boyfriend a screen grab of the auction and its winning bid. I'd sold hundreds of dollars worth of stuff for a total of $86." —Barclay, 23 sources


Spice Girl

                                                                     Spice Girl 
"My man is an amazing cook. On the night of our one-year anniversary, he made me a delicious stir-fry dinner. When we finished cleaning up the kitchen, we moved to the bedroom, where things really heated up. He took off my pants, removed my thong, and started stroking my nether regions. I was enjoying myself when all of a sudden, I felt a terrible burning sensation down below! I yelped and pulled away from him, saying it felt like my crotch was on fire. Apparently, his hands were still hot from cutting up the spicy peppers for our meal. We both laughed and booked it for the shower." —Trina, 23 sources